Facebook is that way grandpa

Ive been finding it hard to jump aboard the shit-on-Ashton train. Surprised they lasted as long as they did tbh. He is/was immature, ignorant about addiction, and unable to cope with or help an addict. Demi obviously had her own unsolved issues with low enough self worth to desperately want the approval of someone…

This has been one of my all-time favorite shows but I’m very happy to hear that this two-part season will be the last. After having Bojack backpedal last season it pretty much became misery porn. Extremely well-made misery porn, but still misery porn.

“The following contains spoilers for Untitled Goose Game.”

Jesus, what a weird age we live in, where a sentence like this is possible. 

Watching Gamers discover Capitalism in real time has been simultaneously the most fascinating, entertaining, and depressing experience I’ve had with this hobby in a while.

It’s like someone’s child dies, then others tell them, quick have another one to fill the hole. That’s not how it works. People need to grieve over the loss.

I’m just glad we got it out in the open that while two sexual assault allegations were okay, threatening said women’s children is NOT the Patriot Way™.

No, the final nail was simply belichick realizing the press was going to be too much of a bother over this, that's it. Doesn't matter what ab has done, only matters how much a distraction his presence is.

Thank god you have your priorities down. Not the abhorrent racism and abuse. But that they didn’t endorse Sanders!  The nerve!  What names shall we call them?

Why would you keep quiet to protect the people who are kidnapping and attempting to murder you? That’s not being a bitch that’s just being practical. 

Let me ask you a question Mr. Grey Ghost
Do you know a a Dan Rodriguez?
I know no such person.
Dan Rodriguez from Brooklyn? Dan Rodriguez?
I don’t know who you’re talking about.
I think you do know him ‘cause your fuckin’ friend Dan
Is down at a federal courthouse right now singing
His fuckin’ ass like a fuckin’ bird.

Or you could just tune in to Joe Rogan.

If I wanted Fuck Bootlickers’ take I would just read their posts on avclub dot com

If I wanted Fuck Bootlickers’ take I’d simply read the twitter feed of any tankie sophomore

it’s good you’re here to help clarify and explain her relationship of nearly 30 years to her.

I’d have expected Lauren Duca to have a more interesting username.

Feel free to take her syllabus-less class where tweeting is 20% of the grade lol

You sound like an alien being sent to earth to blend in, but you find it to be an insufferable task because humans are so fucking stupid, and their popular culture is even worse.

“God I’m too smart for this dumb show, it’s so bad, but I’m going to keep watching it anyways”