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Castleton Snob
castleton-snob

I remember starting Persona 3 and getting really intimidated by its social simulator gameplay and quitting after a few days. But that was years ago, I'm older and wiser now, I think I'm ready get back in there.

Got Fallout 4 for my birthday and have been plugging away at it. It's…good. I don't wanna be too hard on it cause I'm still not that far in the main quest, but nothing about it really excites me, there's only a few quests that have intrigued me and most of the companions are kinda boring so far. That being said,

Shore Leave: Hi. If you even think about it, I pull the trigger.
Guard: Okay, just take that gun out of my back.
Shore Leave: No, no. That's not my gun. That's an indicator of how excited I am to do this to you.

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT

*ahem* Boom-Broom

The Insider?

My buddy is a somewhat well known Porn Star and apparently the Deadpool Porn Parody has already wrapped filming, come to think of it I remember seeing set photos on his Facebook like literally two months after the real film was announced…having a Porn Star friend is weird.

I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT AN OCTOROCK

Zelda week!? GREAT! I can't wait to bomb some dodongo's!

Start with 'The Modern Lovers,' then I would check out 'I, Jonathan.' Those two are his masterpieces.

Wait, so if the model bleached her asshole how could it possibly stain his t-shirt? I feel like the only kid at the lunch table who doesn't know what a blow job is.

RE5 gets a lot of flak for how over the top and ridiculous it is but it just finished what Code Veronica and RE4 started. I like it too, but I only beat it once with a bro on co-op and quickly forgot about it. The less said about RE6 the better though.

Oh man, disagree, I'm all about that RE2 character switch. Then again I'm biased, RE2 is like top 5 all time game for me.

"He's the greatest fighter since Iron Fist."
'What happened to him?'
"He retired…and became me."

Fuck yea Bervenia Volcano, the Volcano so cool that it has a rare sword hidden at the top.

Right on. Guile has the coolest stage, best theme song and combs his hair like a fucking boss after he beats the shit out of you.

Woof, that is indeed my favorite part of KOTOR II, and all that sounds fantastic. You've convinced me, thanks!

I've been putting serious thought into trying out Planescape: Torment, I am a big Obsidian/Chris Avellone fan but I feel like a total poser for not playing what is widely regarded as his best work. But the thing is I really don't enjoy isometric RPGS, I wanted to love the Baldurs Gate games but just couldn't get

GIVE 'EM HELL PIKE