I remember having serious control issues during the games more intense moments, so you're not alone in your sucking. That game really fucked with the completionist in me, since I had no idea that you take control of Chris halfway through the game and finish the puzzles that Claire left behind. So everytime I got…

To be fair though, the side quest where you get Aveline laid might be the greatest side quest in the history of RPGs

THE SHIP IS REAL

I'm liking it so far. But to be honest I'm a sucker for the classic Resident Evil formula and this game has plenty of that. Though I do feel like it's a bit of a step back from the REmake. I'd put it in the tier of "good but not great" Resident Evil games (this, RE3 & Code Veronica…top tier is RE2, REmake and RE4…

I'm all up in Resident Evil Zero Remastered for the Xbox One, I'm playing it for the first time and it's finishing up a year-long run of all the "Golden Age" Resident Evil Games (1, 2, 3, Code Veronica, REmake, Zero & 4.) It's pretty good, but the story is fucking bonkers.

I was pretty heavy on that Dean and Triana Orpheus ship for awhile…even though Doc and Jackson despise it. Also 12 year old me really wanted Leon and Claire to hook up in Resident Evil 2 for reasons which escape me…

I love how chill and supportive Kanye is to you in your dream.

I cannot read an interview with this guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt.

*Sigh* Yes. Loser status confirmed.

Valentines Day's coming!?

*Insert mandatory "'The Body, The Blood, The Machine' is the shit" comment here*

See also: Al Snow and the Head.

The Monarch and his Butter-Glider! Too bad Dr. Mrs. The Monarch never supported them. Sigh.

Is that the one where GZA just randomly shouts "LIFE OF A DRUG DEALER" before the beat drops? That shit always got a chuckle outta me.

I love that whole monologue but it seems more like something Pete would say/do.

Come to think of it, Wu has some pretty great skits. There's the Torture Skit, Biters, and that one on Fishscale where Ghostface gets into an argument with a little kid ("Imma get my son to fuck you up.") That last one might be my favorite skit to be honest.

I forgot that Triumph has an intro track where RZA and GZA just pretty much call out the whole rap game for sucking. It's eye rolling stuff, then Triumph drops and probably the best rap verse of all time follows and it's like "ok yea they back it up that's pretty badass."

I'm with you man, that being said I will always defend the skit at the beginning 7th Chamber. Like, I quote "How you ain't got my shit when I let you hold it, man?" all the time.

I miss Triana and the Master so much…

Fun fact: The club is owned by one of the chicks from Rusted Root. I guess Mr. Smalls was/is her sons nickname. Also, They Might Be Giants wrote a song about it!