That’s weird.  They called the dog Rashida

Got to work with Mr. Williams on an episode of Millennium. No one else seemed to know who he was, which I thought was weird. Anyway, he was a very calm guy. Rest Well sir.

Well, I think this movie is bad....but the movie DID try to say that at least the Alpha Zombies had “souls” (whatever that might mean to you.) The Alpha male loved and was protective of his mate, and mourned the loss of the (exceedingly stupid) zombie baby. The zombies were judicious in who they harmed, and set up a…

It absolutely totally was satire and mockery when Ken Foree did his spiel.  He wasn’t doing “wukka wukka” arms, so perhaps it was too subtle.  Also it was Ken Foree spinning his original hoodoo theory, so it was apt.

Rest well sir.  From Kelly’s Heroes, to Love Boat, you were great to watch.  Hope you’re feeling all those positive waves.

its getting to be quite the pile. I attribute it to Hot Take-itis. Gotta come at things from a fresh angle to get the hits. And damned if it didn't work

Biggest issue with the heist element is that its not a heist. The time limit was imposed in the middle of the story, by the way. Weird way to run a ticking clock element

To the point that they even used a Millennium Falcon sound effect in that sequence. 

As Ice Cube would say: "Not enough tensile strenth." (sic)

Akira Yoshimura gave me my biggest laugh of the night. But Anya Taylor Joy crushed it in the brawr sketch. I’m over SNL but popped back in to see how she’d do, and it was worth it.

That is a very solid hypothesis. Doesn’t mean it’s retroactively good for the movie, but it’s a good hypothesis. 

Apparently, in helicopter maintenance, all you need is a spanner, some tape, and the magic words.....Those being  “C’mon, baby!  COME ON!!!”

As a B movie, I’m okay with it. I’ve seen far worse movies. But this is being touted as a !Triumph of Cinema! in some quarters....and it’s not that.

Boy, do I disagree with you. I consider this a huge step back for a director who started with a terrific remake. This is a shlocky B movie effort that happened to have some bigger names in it. It cribs from much better movies and directors but does it ham-fistedly. This is a straight-to-video quality (I am aware that…

Is there a question about this?  The Alpha zombie WAS the zombie that escaped from the convoy. It inexplicably grew hair, but it was the same zombie.  What was it that made you think it wasn’t?

SPOILERS....but damn.

Worse. On the escape roof at the end, they have NO minutes. They decide to pause to look moonily at each other for long seconds, apparently in an effort to wait for the Big Bad to catch up so they could have their final fight. This was a terribly executed movie. I think there was a good movie in here, but they didn’t…

Agreed. The first Highlander was the only Highlander. The series was.....fine.

I didn’t say it was a GOOD heist film. But all the elements are there. Just shittily arranged. Get the team, look at the plans, imagine the perfect version. Fuck everything up. Betrayal. Problems getting in. Narrow escape. If we’re talking tropes. Those are well covered.

But they don’t fit the ending of this.