Welcome back, Fahey. I’m absolutely certain my usual bloviations wouldn’t do what I want to say justice, so I’ll just say this:

You’ve been missed, sincerely, the entire time you’ve been away, and this community did not feel whole without you. You’re a goddamned boss for clawing your way back from what you suffered,…

Or at least get another steak and fry it with a Cinnamon Toast Crunch coating!

Also, Kevin if yall are charging food expenses to Univision plz send me Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The correct answer is: everyone. And they were right.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

You are welcome to tell this story any way you want Marvel, but I’m warning you now: If you sell us a Wedding issue we’d BETTER GET A DAMN WEDDING.

Shit, at this point, appointing the literal Disney Corporation as his legal guardian would be preferable. At least they wouldn’t be signing comic books with his blood. This whole situation is a fucking nightmare.

For real. At this point, the idea of appointing someone like Kevin Smith as his guardian doesn’t seem so terrible anymore.

“When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.”

My dismissed comment count is currently at one. The text of the comment I dismissed was:

Holy Crap! I didn’t know anyone had ever seen this film! It was in the theaters, all of two weeks!

CAPTAIN COLD TOO ???????

“300 years after man declared God dead,”
Speculate on what the hell happened in 2007 below!

That’s a good place to wrap up, now that you’ve pissed off all the tens of Legend of Mana devotees out there.

Usain Bolt knows which team always wins:

I actually see both Nearby and Sightings.

NIANTIC wants to learn COMMUNICATE!

I really hope South Park makes a Chinpokomon Go episode.

Ice cold. Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

Perhaps it’s time for you to move on from the series if it doesn’t tickle your interest anymore. Personally, I find the new content refreshing. Can’t please everyone sadly.