My god this article was serendipitous.

I'm from Detroit. 28 years in the metro area!

No. Fuck this. Just fuck this. I can't do this anymore. Whoever is nostalgic for their twenties, WHY? Not everyone graduated in the Greatest Depression Ever but for the love of god.

An equally interesting question is: Why are so many famous drag queens Southern?

No, Lena, you're just fat. You're overweight, unattractive and easily mistaken from someone's middle aged mother.

Ovaline faces are fine until the late 30's, and that's when things begin to fill out and fall down. And then everybody looks and pictures and goes, "Oh my god, what happened?"

You can think whatever you want; just do so out of my bar.

The complaints in the leadup to this measure were almost entirely from women. Men can wear latex condoms for a very long time; women, however, suffer far more actual damage over the course of the filming of porn. Hours of work goes into having sex filmed for editing.

Yes, my good friend. You are absolutely right: Two people can commit to one another regardless.

I believe the message of this article is simple: We gays are looking to hook up and meet someone. On a very fundamental level we're also there to be in a place where we aren't the minority and others like us relate on that level.

"I suppose that by the time you've grown the fuck up you won't be going to clubs anymore, "

Oh my god, even the Jews have their far-right nutjobs?

They do, but they're straight men so they don't really have a gauge for size. Don't ever trust them. Having slept with the stereotypical "best hung" guy on a hockey team, I can tell you that I was left wondering how they determined size.

For six years I worked in a hyper formal office setting (law firm) that demanded we always be "client ready". Despite the fact that none of us ever saw clients, we had to do it anyways.

I know that everyone is different, so this is just what worked for me personally. We all struggle with weight and it fucking sucks.

I'm 5'9, weigh 130— lean muscle— and go through resistance training and cardio every day.

No. Absolutely not in any way, shape or form.

I'm stealing "communist witch" from you. It's the first thing to make me laugh all day.

I would never have survived any of this. Some of us just got shlacked with Gay Voice and had to "come out" (fess up.)

I have noticed that the lone gunmen are all white men. I would love to see actual statistics for public shootings just to figure out if it's a trend or if it's a matter of media selecting what gets reported and what doesn't.