So, where's the narrative for the white folk who immigrated here, were used to build infrastructure as free labor, stuck it through the Great Depression and were subsequently drafted into every war through Vietnam, only to die with their demons haunting them and a bottle of Jack?

So, where's the cartoon for the white folk who immigrated here, were used to build infrastructure, stuck it through the Great Depression and were subsequently drafted into every war through Vietnam, only to die with their demons haunting them and a bottle of Jack?

Well, toss in a discount on name-brand clozapine and I'm in.

It actually struck me as odd, because it's just something you don't see very often. I guess there must be coupons for birth control, too. And then I immediately thought "Wow, that's a fantastic deal".

Dr. Mr. Evil Jew Representative,

Damn I am so jealous. He's Argentinian AND you get to date an "Alien of Extraordinary Ability"?

With as much sympathy and compassion as I can muster on a Sunday night, in between Restoril and lambrusco:

No, I am not. I am saying sexuality varies markedly between men and women.

Do you ever wonder if like, in other countries the empty line on the Evening News Madlibs isn't automatically filled with "Southern Christian"?

Well, most women do not have the binary sexuality most men have. The lines aren't usually as sharply drawn.

Hi sailorpluto,

Actually, now I want the details. All the details. I think we are entitled to vivid, lurid descriptions of sexual encounters.

It's very strange to me that only white people are the subject here. The complaint is filed against white people as a general group for not respecting the differences inherent within another group?

My goodness! She looks to be in her late 30's.

I think Kathy Griffin looks fine without makeup. That article grossly overexaggerated it. She looks a little flushed from running but seriously? She looks genuinely cute. And most importantly, happy.

Honorable shout out to my fellow Michiganders. I don't know whether or not we have accents; when speaking to people from other states I have to remember that the rest of the nation puts spaces between their words.

Hi. Science here. Let's smooth out a kink from this article.