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We endorsed Bernie Sanders. We fought to pass and implement the Affordable Care Act. We volunteer more of our time (to shelters, schools, Doctors Without, Borders, the Red Cross, and the RN Relief Network) than almost any other group of professionals. Meaningful enough for you?

I don’t need a trendpiece to tell me not to save, I have crippling unemployment doing that for me.

Are you near a Planned Parenthood? They charge on a sliding scale.

I’ll do my part. You can drop Jessica Biel and Beyonce off at my house.

Yeah, I got to the part about her thanking him for sex, and always being the outside spoon, and I thought “Thus motherfucker knows exactly what he’s doing and gets off on keeping his wife feeling insecure and less-than.”

The main people we should be concerned about are the salon workers who are using this stuff for hours every day. If people didn’t keep requesting it, they wouldn’t keep using it. It’s really hard to turn down money.

I found the quotes about her initiating sex and THANKING him for it to be crushing. I am not sure my ego would be able to take that

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Don’t worry too much! From experience growing up Mormon, I can tell you that was almost certainly one of their favorite mission stories when they got home!

Yeah... I feel like we need more details here. Was someone actually crucified in the play or what?

Fuck. That. Bitch. I am entirely without religious or spiritual belief, but I have this rage that boils up in me when people desecrate remains. Maybe it’s the historian in me, but the dead can’t defend themselves and in many cases, their bodies are the only evidence of their lives and to harm that lifeless pile of

Another memory from our time with the Reform Jewish congregation. Many Orthodox and Chassidic Jews don’t regard Reform Judaism as “real” Judaism. I get it - Reform doesn’t require keeping kosher, uses a lot of vernacular in services, stresses gender equality in language and ritual, etc. Nevertheless, traditionally

We went to my cousin’s baby’s baptism and she cried and wailed throughout the whole thing (my cousin had a wobbily smile the whole time) & the priest said “Calm down little demon.” It broke the tension and everybody cracked up. The baby was fine she was just teething.

Also, a pretty cringe-worthy story, but here goes:

I read Jezebel religiously (ha), but have never commented. However, this event permanently scarred my catholic-upbringing mind. Several years ago, I lived in a small, rainforest-surrounded town, and worked in a hotel. One of my coworkers was really into hitting on me by talking about Jesus, and one day he gave me a

I’m posting again, because this is actually pretty sacrilegious and brilliant. When I was in the fourth grade, I was allowed to be an altar girl. I decided to be one because if you served a lot, you got a huge discount to go to Cedar Point at the end of the year. Well, the priest was really impressed with my

This isn’t so much an intentional act of sacrilege, but more of my body saying no, you don’t belong in a house of God.

Every time Ed Sheeren comes up on this website, there are a tons of comments denigrating his looks. Why? We don’t do that to women on this website, particularly women who have expressed insecurity about their looks (as he has). He’s not a model. He’s a singer. Why do we think it’s ok to constantly put down his

The slope is slippery. If a business can ban women or men, then race, gender identity, sexual orientation and all the rest will follow. “It doesn’t bother me” was an excuse for Jim Crow laws.