casselts
Tristan
casselts

When all Americans care about in a sports car is a) how it looks and b) how much horsepower it has, it’s a no-brainer. The Mustang is cheap, too, and even the V6 (R.I.P.) had ~50% more horsepower. The Camaro is also cheap and powerful.

So say we all, while driving our emotionless appliances.

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I dont care for who made it, or how much it cost, but this is the best best auto commercial ever made. And its for a legit shop.

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This has got to be the greatest car commercial ever (it’s real), courtesy of Rhett and Link in their heyday. Their series of home-grown commercials is amazing. Sometimes I wonder how ol’ Rudy is making out these days. Godspeed, man.

Clearly we should have written another strongly worded letter. Won’t somebody think of the terrorists!

How dare they assume that bombs gender.

The same person that dropped the bomb is working on healthcare too?

Why the hell not? You already work remotely. Just voice-to-text all your pieces for the 10 days it takes you to drive home, straight from the cockpit. It’ll be as clear and concise as any Ballaban piece.

That’s because you are ill.

Affluent city dwellers and entrepreneurs will be needed to rebuild a city that was once beautiful. They will create jobs and help restart the economy. The UN and the gov’t is already providing emergency relief. Despite what you might think, nobody is dying of hunger in Syria. Using private capital to fund the war is

maybe you should sell your car and house to pay for those people first before judging a 70 year old man with a car collection. How about that?

He’ll be helping several when he hires them to restore his collection. Oh no, you want him to just give his money away. His money doesn’t disappear if he spends it on himself; it goes to others. Isn’t that all you’re asking for?

Thats right up there with:

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

It’s another example of the kind of commentary that seems almost unique to cars. I can’t really think of another product that regularly gets long pieces dedicated how to the reviewer thinks the whole thing is a tremendous waste of time and HE’D certainly never spend the money on this indulgence.

It’s as if a middle schooler were attempting to write an article for the New Yorker about a man whose never seen the ocean attempt to review a boat.

The J-rod is part of an overhead cam assembly, isn’t it? Can we get Raphael or Torch here to help out, too?

Really? Big inefficient engines? A) my Hemi Challenger gets 27+ highway all day long, and that’s without MDS. B) Ecodiesel... Both Grand Cherokee and 1500. The most fuel efficient full size truck you can buy. C) Dart rated at 41 mpg D) Charger and 300 v6 rated at 31mpg highway in rwd. E) Chrysler 200, second best fuel

Unique...but stupid.