From other sources it’s claimed the girlfriend of the driver yanked the e-brake to get her boyfriend from not racing/toying with the motorcycles...not sure if it’s true, but it seems to be a good theory.

Give them another 20 years to “season” (i.e. rust), and I’m in.

And on the news:

Still pissed off about the dead gorilla.

I know Doug writes for autotrader, and I like him a whole bunch, but we’ve listed 3 cars on auto trader and gotten exactly 2 calls, both from Africa. The last one a BMW e90, I dropped the price from 13k to 12k to 11k, without a single legitimate call or email. Then I listed it on Craigslist and sold it for 11,500 in a…

Could anyone explain why Goldrush gets a fawning piece, while just a couple of weeks ago Gumball got slagged? How are these events materially different?

Nice. Alternatively:

Not willing to sound like an ass, but if you’re going to do something like that, I don’t know, check out the possibilities you may have to live stream a gopro from a solid mount with a proper camera. You guys are JALOPNIK. That’s probably the biggest automotive website on internet. How the hell do you manage to come…

That response from Jiffy Lube is a straight Ctrl C + Ctrl V from their “what to do when the shop F’s up” handbook.

Poor.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

Best read on Jalopnik in some time. Hoping to see more from you soon!

Obligatory:

By the time you add on options, it's a few grand from the Z06. This GS doesn't make much sense.

Friend of mine did that to the hood of his old Audi. The result: there was, without fail, a dick drawn on his car at all times.

Also needs to pick up his damn feet while walking

““I am totally willing to overlook the issues if Tesla fixes it.” She went on to say that that if she had similar issues with her Cadillac Escalade, she “would be furious.””

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

Dude, forget the car parts...why the hell are your knives and pots in the dishwasher?!? Just...stop.