your comments are on point...my thoughts exactly.

Doug, i know this isn’t a fashion blog, but the white undershirt is not a good look. it’s like your white shirt is trying to slide out of the right sleeve. now i understand why Autotrader bought your writing, and not Doug, lol...miss your columns on Jalopnik.

living expenses, travel (limo), $2k on paintings (maybe for the office?), are not “outrageous.” if these are the “highlights” then there’s something missing to the story. executive spend is living large anywhere you go. private jets, T&E, etc. is pretty normal.

next to Phelps winning gold today, this is the next best thing i’ve seen today!

Single and already planning a car purchase based on future children with a future wife/girlfriend...that’s not how life works.

I’m sure tree hugging hipsters with wealthy parents do...

don’t do this to us!

you forgot a “wink” emoji in your post.

likelihood of a middle aged woman driving a old MB with a manual gearbox is nill. she only had about half a football field in front of her. house needs a cleaning...

you’re off base jamoke.

what did you do wrong in life not to EVER be able to afford a corvette? it’s an average sports car.

did the cop shoot him?

who needs to get under the car to steel a wheel off an SUV?

he was trying to catch the magikarp pokemon...

all i noticed were the black yoga pants on the chick in the green/blue flannel.

as if audi’s didn’t have enough electrical issues without soaking the interior with a pressure washer.

it shouldn’t any more expensive than building other cars. there is nothing special in this all-road that would warrant the asking price. no diesel option, no manual, no “S” or “RS” version, NOTHING. plain jane piece of shit A4. i would gladly buy an S4 avant. however, audi failed last time they brought the S4 avant…

soooooooooo...

agree. I think the “r” word and “n” word has become part of general conversations. without taking into consideration what the actual meaning of those words are, some may say those are fun words to use. i wish “n*gger” wasn’t a condescending word to discriminate against black people, because i would use it all the…

*they also have to do dumb crap for the sake of making easy/quick money.