Because everyone watching football yesterday was subjected to this shit 30 times.

hahahaah fuck kansas.

tHAT'S ALL YOU NEED

Kinda blown away by this, because I've never, ever heard of Jordan Palmer before.

A perfect compromise.

Where have all the real women gone? Oh, they were killed by baboons.

Is that baby casket just a styrofoam cooler?

5'10" 180 is at the start of the overweight body mass index:

ballsack lol

GO AHEAD AND GIVE BIRTH IN A TOILET OR DUMPSTER —- I WONT JUDGE

WORLDS LARGEST ROCKING CHAIR IS ALSO IN MISSOURUH SO JOKES ON YOU MOTHER FUCKER

fuckin Riley Cooper..

Bohemia was my favorite cheap, readily available beer I had in Brazil.

I love c*caine!!!

"..from Australia, Andrew Bogans"

Nah, he just leaves that first comment and takes off. He even got someone to agree with him!

Here you go, this is quality trolling:

You can troll better than this. No one is even mad, we just think you're stupid.

That's not terrible. Please coach your kid's team and do this. Please

MY CAT PISSED IN MY DRYER WHICH HAD CLEAN CLOTHES AND THEN THE OTHER DAY HE GOT A CAT BONER WHILE I WAS PETTING HIM AND LOOKED AT ME AND MEOWED AND IT REALLY CREEPED ME OUT. I LOVE HIM