Truuuuuuuu (2 Chainz voice)

Well yeah, just because you clean the rug doesn't mean you got everything out. Sometimes you've got stains, stuff so deep it never ever leaves.

What are the origins of "masturbating furiously?" Anyone?

What happened?

but what about when you fly? can't take a bowl through security (i mean you probably could, but why risk it?), and you don't want to have to buy one errywhere you go! you guys just need to practice more, by yourselves, without stoners being 'oh no do it this wayblahblbhalbhalbha'

It's not that hard to learn, unless you don't have hands or something.

Jesus fucking christ

Love the name and the avatar.

but he ain't even got his dick out?

Doubling down and appealing to the base.

He just looks sad.

Liars who are lashing out to try and make themselves feel better.

Video game nerds are the fucking worst.

Franchise mode is so terribly broken. I hate it but still play it.

Me too, not that I ever hear anything about Missouri State's football team.

Please post your screenplay.

broken link bro!

Haha, yes, it's exactly the same. One of the most affecting stories I've heard on TAL in a while.

Yeah, I remember hearing it there. Here's the podcast: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives…

I'd watch just to track the progress of his hairline.