It's probably bananas. They look like cocks.

People just like to snitch as much as possible.

Agreed. I have no idea what sort of ancestors I have, and I don't give a shit.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH!

Exactly, there isn't a need to use analogies at all. It's sex ed, just talk about sex.

I've always said Polak whenever I slur those people. Now I know!

Yeah, that's really standard.

Thank you!

What is this game?

If that don't work, hit it with the fork. Sell crack out your building. Trap trap trap trap trap trap. What up, stove? SELL DOPE

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Swansea plays like that so often. It's very aggravating. Hopefully Michu coming back will cure them.

Thanks! I've actually used that trick before, but I had forgotten how handy it was.

Where is the story about this? Or what can I Google to find it?

Wily Mo Pena used to be my handle just because it's such a funny name.

But when I picked on people, that's the EXACT reaction I was trying to get. Nothing would crack me up more than goading someone into taking a swing at me, or trying to tackle me, or whatever. Bullies get away with too much shit because the people in positions of authority let it happen.

There's some next-level bullying in this shit!

This is why we should stop having sex ed in schools, more hilarious stories like this!

Yeah, you're right. I think I just equate a marathon to being 'barely able to fucking move' afterwards like the 2 I've done, and don't expect people to be able to keep that up.

DAMN! I wish I was a decent swimmer. Swimming pretty much kicks every other exercise's ass in terms of calories burnt.