Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Dragon Girl! Stays on forever (all the Nars velvet matte are great for this), and the color is a gorgeous blue red that looks great year round. It’s my favorite thing to throw on when I don’t feel like doing a full face of makeup.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Dragon Girl! Stays on forever (all the Nars velvet matte are great for this), and…

Colourpop Matte X Lippie Stix in Trust Me.

Colourpop Matte X Lippie Stix in Trust Me.

Besame Cosmetics Victory Red

Besame Cosmetics Victory Red

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Came here to say the same thing. Time to spend some time evaluating your life decisions.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

Don’t you DARE insult Delia*s like that!

She really put a genuine effort into finding someone worse than Nickleback.

Props to Cabrera for crawling out from whatever rock he was under to date Lavigne.

Right?! I was legitimately sad when her and Chad Kroeger of Nickleback fame split, because (musically, at least) they deserved each other. Good on Hilary Duff for avoiding Aaron Carter like the plague.

he’s like the cicadas. he has to come back every 17 years to haunt us for the summer and then he dies off again.

I feel like these two together makes perfect sense. They are of the same vintage. And he is her type: musician/tool (see also: that guy from Nickelback she married).

Avril Lavigne sure has terrible taste in men.

Yeah, it’s pretty bleh. To me, this looked like she was trying to repeat M.I.A.’s Brooklyn based success with Paper Planes. Buuuuuut, M.I.A.’s video feels authentic and respectful, acknowledging an interesting immigration angle of hip hop adoption. CL’s feels contrived and appropriative (though the wind-up-reverse…

YouTube vegans seem pretty ridiculous.

She didn’t even try. Not even in the slightest did she try to see these people as people. She went in looking at them as alien beings. Non human, because they weren’t like her.

Between this heffa and that Beecroft nutjob and the fuckin’ stupid Yoko Ono tweets we suffer here nightly, I really must ask: Is there any more ridiculous person on earth than the successful performance artist?

These people are never actually sorry. She disavows the statement, but does not acknowledge that it was racist and really never apologized. That says a lot.