Cant he be proud of the two big dicks he’s made?

You shady mess. Stay fierce.

i don’t know her

That shit was abysmal. I can't believe Moylan but I didn't expect more from him anyways.

I have always found issues of diet have always been an upper-middle class obsession. Everything from Atkins to this gluten-free vegan craze is usually the product of people who worry less about the money needed to purchase than the origin of their leafy green or their eggs. I grew up around mostly poor people and I…

Because Bloom went ahead and got naked in public, knowing that there were likely cameras pointed at him while J-Laws nudes were stolen from her via hack. He wanted us to see him naked, she didn’t want us to see her naked. Glad I could clear that up for you.

Cuz he’s still got it and he wants to show it off

“Dearest Mom and Dad:

I think Orlando Bloom’s penis is just fine. Not great, not terrible.

Love,
Your Son”

Yay. A big yay, in fact.

Youtube has captions, and they are accurate for the song.

the lyrics have been on the internet for nine months or longer

Do people have this big of a problem with people who sing in another language? I listen to K-pop and lots of other foreign language music, but I’ve never had the urge to freak out because I don’t understand what they’re saying and they’re speaking a whole other language. I just look it up. Rihanna’s speaking ENGLISH.…

I think this rumor is about Will and Jada, in spite of the hair on the sillouette not being like Jada’s.

INFORMER

You don’t have to know what she’s saying to know she’s not speaking gibberish. Any music writer who’s being published in a major magazine or online platform oughta know better. Rihanna has sung in patois before.

“On this week’s episode of white people please cut it out...”

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Your SIL sounds legit awesome and now I want her write a dishy memoir that throws all of the shade at various people who she kicked it at Studio 54. I’d read it in a heartbeat.