"All I want for my birthday is a big booty [power forward]"

Hamilton's is the place to go. It's on tap there all the time. Like the author here, I also think that Blind Pig is better. Pliny has gained a cult following and is now boasted on pure reputation.

Hamilton's Tavern in South Park has Pliny the Elder on tap about 99% of the time. Check out the new Ballast Point tasting room on Morena Blvd. or the Green Flash Brewery in Mira Mesa if you've got time. You'll need a car to get to most of the standout breweries, or at least dozens of fake emails to use for one free…

Toronado in North Park has had it on tap in the past and should at least have it as a bottle. There is a local liquor store in the same area that also usually has it in bottles.

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

What kind of second rate sports site would pay for a picture of a naked athlete?

And between 1941-1945, every basketball player shot like Javaris Crittenton.

Unnecessary racist troll. Super classy.

[INT. - An Oakland hospital room, March 1985]

2 Chainz is a badass and shits on the stereotype that rappers are illiterate dudes with 20 kids.

Very convincing

Men online pissed off at being beaten by a woman, now there's a shocker.

They were just preparing for the draft.

I'd like to see him try that weak-sauce shit on this guy. Better come correct if you wanna take it to the hole on Boner Dog... His D is rock hard.

By the time they're 27, they've already been playing tackle football for almost two decades.