In California, that thing has tenant's rights.

I think the important thing we are missing here is how hilarious it is when John Oliver says g'whack'amole.

Instead of either of those, we get whatever this is. It is arguably the worst option.

if that was a speedo tuxedo reference, we just became best friends

It counts as long as you're ok that the cinnamon I used was Fireball

what a fantastic idea

I am not. I'm a gentile giant.

I made a delicious charoset with a mix of fuji apples and asian pears this weekend. It was so good.

oh man. You've got to be wicked uncool to not be allowed to use the word wicked

As the owner of a context free Michael Beasley Timberwolves jersey, I will take my sick burn and sit in the corner of shame. I'm also gonna try to stay out of bar fights for the next month. Promise.

The only clickbait I needed to read this article was finding out who wrote it

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Or like Rap Kobe Bryant coming at Basketball Kobe Bryant?

I made a haiku to commemorate this occasion for Kesha:

I really love basketball

Lindy, you inspired me to give my two cents

I would read that

Martin Freeman has not aged well!

I do have to say, the tag at the top is perfect.

His latest is "Into the Thick of It" from the SNES classic Secret of Mana, originally composed by Hiroki Kikuta. It's awfully lovely. Makes me want to fire this game up.