Last time I was in Las Vegas I didn't sprint to Target and buy a long sleeved shirt after I drank one of those. I most definitely did that here. I was also lucky to have been able to hold it all in. The fact it was during the day and I had the ability to pass out early was a big help there.

Here's a true story from my life. I went to spring training in Arizona, and at Tempe Diablo Stadium, (where the angels call home in the spring) they sell tall boys of the original recipe Bud Light Lime-a-Rita. I made the unfortunate decision to drink these exclusively throughout the game. By the end of the game I had…

Drew, were you her ghost writer?

come on guys, now they are totally going to know who leaked the new xbox shape. that globe is ridiculously precise!

well, it's not an x-y graph, it's a polar graph with r, and the angular coordinate θ.

coincidentally, they just used deadpool to cut the staff in half, just like this guy.

This is how you Cage a jayhawk

Question: is the VIP feed option done with? I'm not getting full articles in my RSS reader anymore. Kind of a bummer if it is, but I totally understand why.

we have something in common

"Fuck the fuck off, you disingenuous death merchant"

Who is having a worse offseason? The Ravens or the Vikings?

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Do you guys think this new layout will negatively affect clickthroughs to different articles on the site? That was one of my favorite things about the old layout, and I'm still looking at how to make that happen with the new design.

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Or you could go to freebirds in Santa Barbara

When are we going to deal with the blatant Raysism in the comments? That guy posts so often.

Someone should have given you a hand with this joke. It's missing something.

http://fightland.vice.com/fightland-meets/liz-carmouche

-Colin Cowherd

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