Morrissey definitely has the chin for the job. And Batman is kind of a crypto-fascist, so...

Danzig is the only choice for Wolverine because he’s Danzig.

Hold me closer, tiny Danzig!

Yup, it’s mean-spirited and juvenile. I am fine with juvenile humor, but there are so many better examples.

Replying some weeks later to say: better make it an H.R. Giger counter.

Also, if they keep doing nuclear testing in the South Pacific, there won’t be any Bikini Atoll!

Please tip your waitstaff.

Maybe the Marshall Islands?

I’m sorry, but this is close to the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. But I genuinely hope they had fun.

Well, they were actually already in Maine. King was born there, and lived almost all of his life in the state, apart from a few Midwest years in early childhood. My grandmother was his administrator in the English Department at the University of Maine at Orono. When he was enjoying major successes in the…

I will amend my statement to refer only to the first season.

Snark aside, my point is that it’s really irritating that they have completely abandoned the comic series, and even when it was active, it was often six months to a year between installments.

I guess they’ve just abandoned the comic. A shame, because it is infinitely better than the show.

Soccer con let me rock you let me rock you soccer con...

Nobody seems to be talking about the youngening of Samuel L. Jackson. Sure, we’ve already witnessed the youngening of Kurt Russell in Guardians, but are we already so acclimated to this phenomenon that it no longer merits a response, snarky or otherwise? Is it just a canny valley now?

Language would be easy if phonetics were like my dreams. Red, gold and green.

It reminds me of the bonus material on The Last Jedi. I’m not an alt-righter (read: nazi), and I by and large support all of the major plot arcs in Rian Johnson’s film. But it’s not a great picture. From the extras, it’s easy to see how Johnson’s inability to convince his team (and himself) of his vision resulted in…

Looks fine, but maybe instead of starting a new line, how about publishing an issue of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina more than once a year?

I don’t know what’s up with AV Club reviews lately, but this episode sucked. A couple more like it and I’ll probably just move on. I know everyone has their own opinions, but this was just annoying and not particularly funny or clever.

This article badly needs a copy edit.

Strangers With Sabrina

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is my favorite comic out there right now. The art is inspired by 1950s and ‘60s horror comics, and the story arcs are fun and legitimately creepy. Unfortunately, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa is so busy as showrunner on Riverdale that issues can be up to a year late. They might as well spin it…

I have a few friends who know Colin Trevorrow pretty well, and they are gobsmacked that he’s no longer on Ep. IX. Personally, I’m fine with it.

Franchise managers and major studios seem to be keen on signing any young (male) directors with indie cred and established visual FX acumen, only to blanch when these…

I often wonder whether my comments will ever appear in Kinja.