Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Damn, she's 24!? She has her shit together!

This seems like as good a place as any to ask a question I've had for a while.

Look, guys, I've watched this video seventy-four times now in the past 15 minutes, and I've come to the inescapable conclusion that I'm unemployable.

I want to buy her a drink.

Very convenient of you to ignore and forget Boise State DESTROYING Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl a few years ago. Why exactly did you ignore that? I mean besides the fact that it completely and utterly destroys your little bullshit fantasy.

You're right. No self respecting grandma would have left her house without patching up the stitching.

It's those little balls of fabric that pop up on clothes. Generally, the better the fabric, the less it pills.

This guy played for Alabama.

He's been on SNL for 10 years!? Goodness gracious time flies.

You know who else is celebrating a birthday today?

IPA is misunderstood. He's a cool motherfucker that's got your back, and/or will put you on your back (based on preference, of course) if you want.

and what is with all the "beats" advertising in like EVERYTHING these days...

Feeding them calls? This is then just laziness of Chicago not changing their calls when they know a former player is on the other team.

I am guessing that it has more to do with Les Wexner, founder of A & F donating somewhere in the range of 100-200 million to build the entire medical center. But hey, who cares about facts.

This was roughly my first thought. My fourth-grade teacher tried to teach us about bullying and working through conflicts, and the only thing I distinctly remember was having to do role-play scenarios and thinking how I was never going to use "when you do x I feel y" because it was just so awkward and unnatural.