When can we start using the C word and the T word, synonyms for vagina?

When did she say it wasn't consensual?

So which juco did you sign with?

Rock Chalk Jayhawk! Hell yeah, fu*k UK, we'll see you in the NC game.

Nah he was in the Semi-Circle, would have been a block and an "and 1."

What happened to the cute girl she used to be?

This is what happens when someone is sexually abused as child, they grow up to be weird, just look at the Penn State victims and Charlie Sheen.

Next is Farrah Abraham going on Ashley Madison!

How much is she getting paid to do this?

How is he trying to grab girl's ass in Flip Flops? I can't even walk down the street without tripping let alone trying to grab a girl's ass and sprinting away!

I couldn't hear his proposal over the guy yelling "My Nigga! My Nigga!" I think congratulations may have been more appropriate.

I thought telling a lie was against his religion, you know like taking credit for other peoples news stories.

It worked out well for Matt Cassel! Hell, he didn't even start a game during college and then got drafted and played for quite a few years before everyone realized how absolutely god awful he was.

Don't they usually put non criminals into the line up and pay them to make sure the witness is viable source? So everyone is mad about portraying black people as non guilty and getting paid?

Thank god, I was so sick of taking those extra few seconds to use the bookmark or type them in, well done deadspin!

It sounds like Reese Witherspoon had more balls than this guy!

That's weird, I don't see Dion Jordan anywhere in this picture!

I'm a big fan of taking so much time after a dunk to flex for the crowd and stare down my victim while the other team goes down and scores on the other end.

+1

Good Triple play, Shitty base running. Should have been a double play