That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age

Woo hoo I got a 2013

So some important person at Ford was thinking, “What should we name our EV division? We’ve got to compete with Tesla, and customers need to know that we’re competing with Tesla. If only there were some historical figure who was basically Tesla’s nemesis...”

with the Zero Emissions plate

This Clio is like the Fourth Republic: unstable, pieced together out of bits, ambitious, initially successful, and unmistakably French. And like the Fourth Republic, it will fail because of cross-border pressures.

Oh you are are you? ;)

Can we stop beating up on Sergio?

Stop blaming legal, safe gun owners for this shit. Do you also blame all Muslims for terrorism? You anti gun, controlling assholes make me sick.

Are you fucking serious? How is this the NRA’s fault?

Should have started with a Fusion.

Or just buy a Ford Focus and get it over with

It is the 90% of Maseratis that give the other 10% a bad name.

Minivans are just as good driving the kids around as they are driving the babysitter home.

My wife is French and agrees with you. She loves German cars.

He wrote, oblivious of the irony

I’m not so sure I’d say the first performance truck.

Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

I always wished there was a time traveling A-10 movie where the pilot just interferes with historical battles while smoking a cigar and laughing like a maniac.

Only meth, heroin, and cocaine? I only take my car to an LSD certified mechanic. It’s a bit farther from my house, but it’s worth the trip.