E Shotropa, you look pretty suspicious: you carryin’ a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are.

I honest to God thought you were going to say you were doing 55 in a 54

So who does he think should pay for cleaning up toxic waste? The for-profit companies that did it? I agree.

If you’re American he is your President. Jokes on you.

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife.

Neutral: Considering my bi-monthly trip to Walmart usually results in buying $200 of stuff from a list containing $15 of needs, I will never say never. However, I’m concerned about returns — will I need an orange sticker to prove it’s not stolen, or can I just drive it straight to Customer Service, right between the…

The Exocet is great. I wanted rear engine though....www.dfkitcar.com

Yo skay I heard you like ships shipping ships so I got you a ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships

Clearly Airwolf. The Stringfellow Hawke character had a rustic mountain cabin full of priceless oil paintings on a lake, where he’d go chill on the dock, shedding man-tears as he played his Stradivarius cello for bald eagles. It lasted 55 episodes over 4 seasons, whereas Blue Thunder was cancelled in one season after…

Ahem.

...briefly!

Are we surprised? California is a communist shithole with a deathly aversion to fun and hurt fee-fees. I imagine California as that one retired neighbor you had that had nothing to do all day but look out the window and complain about what they saw times roughly 40 million.   

I can’t believe Toyota actually did it. I really thought they’d chicken out on something like this. If they do something about the ultra-cheap interior in the hot version, I think they’d have a nice little ST competitor on their hands.

RIP, Top Gear Dog.

Her name is now Jalopnik Dog.

Title: The Phantom Fingers

Buddy and his girlfriend sets me up on a date. So all 4 of us go 4 wheeling in his 4 door f 150. Had a great time and ask her out next weekend. She says yes but that she had plans to go to the dragstrip would I mind if I met her there? Hell yeah!

Katy