I always thought Jalopniks were a bunch of sadists. Now I know.

No. I’d take the pantera. Rock solid drive train, glorious sound, and obscure enough that most people at the car show (should you attend such things) won’t know what it is.

How does this not have more stars?!?!?!?!

Something has to replace the Sebring as the rental car convertible of choice.

Sadly I believe you are correct. The worst thing that ever happened was giving the 2 parties control over the electoral college, debates, etc. This insures that we only hear about those 2 parties. If the logical, appealing to 90% of the population 3rd parties were allowed be debate with the big boys, we’d see just how…

Why must you post NSFW images here?

Same.

Am I the only one wishing that the 3 series had an option for Auto Turn Signals rather than Auto Hi-beam?

Very true, good point. I was simply saying that it’s not as bad as people make it out to be.

While this is true, it’s an extremely easy thing to do. It takes about 15 minutes to have the car assume the position. Once it’s in said position, everything is right there. Looks scary, isn’t.

Every day

I’d like to think of it like this:

Mostly due to the fact that there is a HUGE span of awful things between eating meat and rape. Most people get that. You, apparently, do not.

Ferrari would beg to differ:

Thank God I don’t have any of that crap on my cars. Something something nanny state something something.

Here’s the thing with the first one: Eventually, people are going to want to know the guy who every celeb hates. This leads you to be interesting, regardless of the negative “press”. This leads to you gaining fame and fortune enough to buy crazy cars.

Assuming the plasti-dip isn’t hiding major rust, this one’s a no-brainer. NP.

This, like yesterday’s Probe is not for me, yet both are NP for someone.

If you do win and are smart, you can set yourself up for life. First and foremost you need to have some money you’re going to just blow. Buy your family and friends things, pay off debts, give to your favorite charity or church, etc. The rest: invest. To round up, lets say you’re the only winner of the 1.3 billion…

No, it’s RWD, which as everyone knows is impossible on snow!!!!! How the hell do people get around on those things!