True. You never heard of Capt Mal doing that... Wait. Dang it.

I have the 35mm 1.4. It’s awesome. I highly recommend it.

I always thought my straight piped TDi sounded pretty good:

The back end looks like it has just been on the receiving end of surprise butt sex. The front looks like it’s looking for revenge for said surprise butt sex.

People under 35 are idiots.

Note to self: Complain about high beltlines, so Vin will send me a booster seat for the kid to use in a couple of years. Saving money never looked so good. Or some such noise.

You get a star for actually purchasing a NPorCP.

<Capt.Pendantic>The Fox is not a golf, not even close. It’s an Audi 80 under that super sexy 3 door wagon body.</end>

Okay, who are the 3 fools who voted NP? Is the seller, or members of his family, on here?

Seriously. I love the 3 blink. It pisses me off to no end that my 2003 has the 3 blink, but my wife’s 2008 (and my work’s 2011) cars do not. WHY? Whenever I drive them, I’m always doing a single blink (which pisses me and everyone else on the road off) because I’m so used to the 3 blink.

I’ve had everything on this list save a kart (had a minibike instead), and a power wheels.

My uncle has a trike. His reasoning: If he dies on the thing with his wife on the back, she can push him off and keep going without it toppling over.

Reason # 3457892347589234 to love my Audi, no fake buttons.

I’ve got a friend with a TDi Corrado. It’s amazing. I highly recommend the swap.

Western CT isn’t New England anymore. East of the river is still as New England as it gets.

Same.

Pretty sure the appropriate response is, “Fuck Off.”

I’m about 30-40 minutes away from West Warwick. I have $800. I know a guy who welds very well. I have a daughter who has turned 16. Perfect first car?

It’s from Rhode Island, which means it’s probably definitely stolen, but $800 is right in winter crasher territory, so Nice Price.

Huh? Learn something new every day. I guess Coke does dissolve rust, so maybe it would work.... I’d still use Marvel though.