100% uncontroversial take:

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

I want to believe...but neither of those swords looks like it could be Dawn. And wouldn’t you want to show the most famous swordsman in the history of Westeros fighting with arguably the most famous sword?

fire cannot kill a dragon.

At anything, the effort that they are putting into convincing me he’s dead, convinces me he’s not dead.

unless they got married on the Isle of Faces, BUT WE’LL KNOW SOON ENOUGH!

You Know Nothing, Julianne

Or Jon Targaryen.

Didn’t the old guy at the Wall say that the boy had to die so that the man could live? Was that foreshadowing for Jon Snow? I choose to believe it.

He’s totally not going to stay dead.

Obligatory.

Of course he’s dead. We all knew that.

What about that proved that Jon Snow is dead and gone? A voiceover that says “he’s gone.” I don’t think so...

ive already been practicing my takes, you’re welcome everyone who gets to read them twice:

I mean, it isn’t that unlikely. If you grew up in a religious, conservative home, or just prioritized your own career goals over dating, it’s completely reasonable. Personally, I left my own upbringing behind several years ago, but I haven’t had sex yet because dating feels like a waste of time when there’s Netflix…

“Her: godly, gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled, bilingual, 26-year-old virgin. You: unworthy, though becoming less so daily.”

And I’m saying they’ve been told.

They saw the posters. They know.

Are you saying that black people are incapable of being smart enough to get a scholarship unless it’s because they can perform in a stadium in front of rich white alumnae?