Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

BBK! Jammer, Skepta, Yungen, Chip. Frisco List goes on....

No problem! Sorry if that came across like I’m trying to tell you how to do your job, I’m just a fan of his and think it’d be super relevant. :)

I’m glad that my life isn’t so empty that the free time I have away from work and taking care of my family aren’t squandered by being a huge asshole in a video game.

feature not a bug

My first thought was this:

It’s been proven that Vag armor protects the future.

This kid....is amazing. They just need to do an update where there is a Platinum Steph Curry, shiny and chrome, and will shoot with 99% accuracy.

This isn’t exactly the kind of animal husbandry I had in mind...