For girth, Polish. For stamina, Italian. Wait, you’re talking about encased pork products?

High quality Polish sausage is better than High quality Italian sausage, but crappy Italian sausage is still good, while crappy Polish sausage is absolute dog shit.

Weird. That abusive NBA player is a white guy.

Necessary Roughness is up there as far as “Sports Movies” go.

While it still doesn’t justify hitting them, women that spit on and/or hit men because they know any non-piece of shit WON’T hit them are total fucking assholes...

You want to be paid like a man you better learn to fight like a man

1) He’s a piece of shit for punching another person, man or woman, at a baseball game.

Reports that the man screamed “Equality, BITCH!” as he struck her are as of yet unsubstantiated.

Except the “reactive” nature is common in many aspects of our lives. Hell, my former employer instituted a criminal background check policy after two employees were found to have engaged in criminal acts in the workplace. However, had the background checks been in place for those 2 employees, they would have been…

This remark appears in desperate need of some context:

I need a polarizer for my dinner party tonight. Anyone have Ellie from Brooklyn’s number?

If you lived and/or worked in New York City at that time, I give you a pass on anything you said on 9/11, or for a few days immediately after. You just had two fucking buildings dropped on you. You get a pass because tensions were high, you didn’t know what was coming next, and it was a terrifying place to be. I get…

Wow so this was nothing huh?

Googled her. Still would.

OMG Kathy Ireland. What happened to her? She was Kate Upton before Kate Upton.

Shareef drove dad’s Cadillac.

I’m confused. I was talking abut the World Wildlife Foundation... what’s WWE?

shareef wont like it, but there’s little to no chance that he’ll score over 9000 points over his single season as a wildcat.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.