If I were a billionaire, I’d sue you out of existence for this terrible list.

This is such a poor attempt at trolling. Stick to writing 5000 words about soccer games you didn’t watch.

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

Just you.

I didn’t take it that way. Trump doesn’t have a monopoly on wanting your country to be great. I was really proud of Melo and I’ve been a pretty ardent Melo hater forever.

Can someone photoshop Clark the Cub in that picture over that dude?

Coolest dude I’ve seen in jorts all day....come to think of it, the only dude in jorts I’ve seen all day.

Can’t read the jersey well, just assuming it says Bartman.

Patrick - I tried calling but I keep getting a voicemail prompt from a guy that sounds like the Jane the Virgin narrator.

Well hell, after all those geniuses on Twitter thought they were being clever by suggesting “ice”, this was a pleasant surprise. I’ve never tried seltzer water in my iced coffee and you better not be tucking with me Marchman.

I live in Atlanta and sip hot coffee on my porch. Eat shit.

The same thing came up to a lesser degree when he starred in The Great Debaters. I'm going to watch this movie, and I'm going to pay for it. It's bigger than him.

Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.

Somewhat, but I really think that came after their most recent album. They put their banjos away and basically became acoustic Coldplay. I think that turned people off because the banjos really made their music stand out.