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See previous work on heroes...

Heroes... your body of work speaks for itself

Hey, he’s a “Senior Writer” show some respect!

Flak jacket? I did not see a flak jacket... erroneous.

Flak jacket? I did not see a flak jacket... erroneous.

If most of the scoops for the blog where I hypothetically worked came from twitter, the Woj, or ESPN... I’d probably feel the same way

Watched this movie with the wife... it was so awful and confusing that she insisted we watch it a second time to try and “catch what we missed”.

Plus 1 for awesome username

There are likely more.

This reminds me of that song by Loverboy “pig and elephant DNA just won’t splice”

I ordered a two pizza deal from Papa J over the weekend because my kid wouldn’t let it go after seeing an ad. Gotta say, my local place got it right... almost seemed like they may have used a premade crust but it was perfectly shaped and tasty. Plus, they delivered it uncut with a free Papa J pizza wheel... the driver

Why bother being clear when you are Shepping for a commission...

Why bother being clear when you are Shepping for a commission...

Wow, now you just recycle posts to generate commission revenue...

Wow, now you just recycle posts to generate commission revenue...

Wow, this will certainly be a distraction.

Jamie Oliver has a great leek and chickpea soup recipe. Turned out just as it was pictured.

Wow, are you giving away free content ideas?Can’t wait to see counterpoint piece on Jezebel later today.

“...to become the oldest man to win a Grand Slam title in 45 years.”

Five players on the nation’s top-ranked team, per the USA Today Coaches Poll, are listed as witnesses...

Nothing quite like a song that includes the lyrics “Tie me to the bedpost!”

Heart in a blender... Needs more Eve 6!