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All fun and games until the suction cup gives way and the shampoo cap cracks. Broken shampoo caps are the worst.

Sorry Iris, I didn’t click all the thru links attached. Let me clarify my comment... shouldn’t it be noted in this story?

I recognize that Hillary is the one running but shouldn’t it be worth noting that Bill Clinton has also been tied to Epstein on multiple occasions?

I like it to have a good weight but more or less be even balanced from end to end. Nothing worse than setting a handle-heavy instrument on the edge of a plate or bowl and then give way to gravity.

Prequil? Is that like a pimple right before it becomes a huge white-headed zit? Taking DayQuil before NyQuil?

Maybe that Nazi gold train that is buried DOES exist!

Sounds like the regular season.

This just in, Fox6 never solves anything. Rarely even updates story beyond something like “breaking news: medical examiner investigating suspicious death at 27th & Wisconsin” with the body of the story being “No further information available at this time”

I remember celebrating in the street near Rush & Division then celebrating on the El with every race. Exact quote from a large black man who gave me high fives “man, I haven’t felt this kind of unity with white folks since the 90's Bulls!”

Did they have to run to the local 1 hour photo to develop this mugshot?

It costs a lot of money to look like The Dude; that’s a Pendleton! I don’t he applied a discount double check

I’d pay $50 for one!

Are you sure Chance the Rapper’s suit isn’t a dark nuffy blue?

Does the early twentieth century brothel turned single room occupancy 4 houses down that looks haunted count as decoration?

Engages in group sex... Forgets things sometimes....

Isn’t “mooter” slang for “man cooter”?

Blaming the Gawker people again. The main cause for the conspiracy theory all laid out right here on Jezebel

I’ll say it... Isn’t Kanye broke and didn’t he just buy her another ridiculous ring? I’m sure all the goods taken were insured.

Speaking of the thieves, “they might be from a network...”

God damn it... This article popped up and fueled my hate fire again. Highlife deserves way better. Highlife is my fav and Banquets and Grainbelts are very close. I don’t understand your rating system.