She did it BEFORE it was cool.

You know, I could never buy into past life regression, but I think I'm feeling something here. *inhales bong hit deeply*

Apparently, turtles have more rhythm than I thought.

We did too! Afternoon reception, sex, nap, dive bar, sex, room service and public access documentaries. A+.

i don't understand why so many feminists give so many shits about this damned ceremony. why? why? so expensive and time consuming. white dress and a big party? this is my jam: court>papers signed>backyard bbq byob potlock situation with VIPS>have sex if you feel like it, no pressure.

Civil ceremony for the win! We had sex when we got home from the county clerks office. :) I have never understood the need for a big, fancy ceremony. I love him, he loves me, I'd rather spend that money on something that lasts for more than a day and that doesn't stress me the fuck out.

Look at the date it was published.

product designer at Facebook....in-demand hand letterers... LÖL. Officially the most annoying thing I have ever seen.

I love Unimpressive U. They have the best frat parties.

Ha ha, I remember that one. I believe the word "twee" was invented for that site.

This makes me want to murder both of them.

According to Oscar Wilde, gentlemen were experts at throwing shade:

JERRI

Exactly. I had to re-watch a few YouTube clips to refamiliarize myself. I so wish I lived in a city with a drag scene so I could experience the culture first hand.

This was great. The only thing that would've made it better is if Kara had collaborated on this with Latrisse Royale.

It is remarkable to me how quickly they come. They must have alerts set up on her name so they can show up and be childish. I'm so fucking sick of reading their bullshit. Video games. They're threatening to murder people over video games. Jesus Christ. Go volunteer, go see people with ACTUAL problems.