That picture!

What I'm always astounded by is the fact that men value "toughness" so much, but they act like such babies (nothing against babies: their emotions and cognition are in the process of maturing), throwing these bizarre tantrums any time something doesn't go their way.

No demographic is as easy to piss off as white men. All you have to do is not laugh at their jokes, or act unimpressed by their (unimpressive) accomplishments.

This has been on my mind for the longest time. Many a time white men have shown anger more than any other emotion. Just go on Tinder. It's extremely easy to piss off a white dude there. But white men have the privilege of being seen as complex human beings who aren't defined by one emotion.

This has been on my mind for the longest time. Many a time white men have shown anger more than any other emotion. Just go on Tinder. It's extremely easy to piss off a white dude there. But white men have the privilege of being seen as complex human beings who aren't defined by one emotion. Not only that, white men…

My husband does this. I am trying to train him not to, but it's a lifelong habit.

Some say its post bong hit

To add to No.1, I've had a person who insisted on including me in their conversation. At 3am. On my way to Chicago. The conversation was about his ugly dog.

I buy records. Seriously, I acquired a player in college and kept it, which works out because I happen to live near Hipster San Diego and there's a bunch of record shops. Good ones. I buy jazz records. Jazz sounds even more colorful on a record player.

This cat isn't high, but someone posted it yesterday and I can't stop staring at it. Though if it helps, I was high when I saw it.

oh god this feels so personal to me

I bet this cat just watched Bob's Burgers and Youtube videos and didn't even do his homework.

I hope that all the coke this asshole is inevitably snorting is tainted with levamisole and that his dick shrivels and his nose falls off. That is all.

Come and get it, ladies.

Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.