So do I! What internet addict doesn't!?

Absolutely the best. I wish Mark still did the full weekend beat. Or at least split the weekend between him and Rebecca.

BREAKING NEWS: Beautiful woman looks like other beautiful woman. All beautiful women kinda look the same. More at 11.

(To clarify, this is my feelings re: the gif, not JLaw or ScarJo. Their symmetry and society's obsession with it isn't their fault.)

What's eerie is the result of the mash up is a fair skinned Jessica Alba.

When I saw "Riff Raff", my brain first went to:

CBS sports plans to build a block around We Need to Talk, teaming it with the informative travel program Where is This Going? and their show all about the ins and outs of college recruiting When Are You Finally Going to Commit to Something?

WE NEED TO TALK because ladies ALWAYS need to talk, amiright?? Do they ever stop talking? Hahahaha this is comic gold you guys.

...If you think women are jealous of you all the time, you might have the problem.

Oh gosh, yeah. I knew a girl like that once and she was the type who talked trash behind your back all the time. But that's why she didn't like other women. Pot meet kettle.

In my experience, people who are convinced that all their uggo friends are totes jelly of how "smokin'" they look while everyone is out together are 100000% delusional. And really, what a drain it must be on you to be so surrounded by fat slobs that you can't even complain about your nonexistent fatness without like,…

The NY Times VMA review referred to Rita Ora as a "long running footnote." Even the Times can't mention her without snark.

Charro has been very clear about wanting her act back from Sophia. I don't know what she was doing before Modern Family, but she is playing the hell out of this role. It is a role, so criticism should be directed at the writers. I haven't seen an interview with Sofia Vergara, so I don't know if she plays that…

Not to mention we've come a long way in terms of media portrayal of LGBT people. It's not going to be as shocking to see two women kiss—it's going to seem really stupid and contrived to most people now.

Where have I seen this "I ang so crayssy! I'm a kooky Latina!" act before? Oh, yeah. Charo, circa late '70s. *sigh*

1) Anyone who is dumb enough to date Chris Brown is the last person in the room who gets to throw shade.

"Earnest Black Cat"

Ernest "The Cat" Miller?

11. As the movie progresses, we will regularly be kept abreast of Lucy's increasing cerebral capacity (30 percent! 60 percent!). It's a useful tool, enabling viewers to judge just how much more of the movie they will have to endure before she hits 100 and it's over.