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“and if you go in on Bette Midler, you’re probably gonna hear from me.”

You did not illustrate the cat backpack story with cat pictures. IS THIS EVEN THE INTERNET ANYMORE?

Dubya was not very smart and made many a bad decision.

Sidenote, the Obamas and the Bushes are consistently adorable with each other and it warms my cold heart.

Christ, people, leave that poor family alone. They’ve had more than enough of your psycho batshit for the past 20 years.

I think it’s aimed primarily at the conventions of shows and movies like this. There always seems to be a scene (especially in older romantic comedies), in which a group of women get drunk and, well, generalize about men. This show has always taken aim as tropes (rushing to the airport to stop a loved one from moving,

her early releases fo 1989 were welcome to new york and out of the woods. i knew you were trouble was from the album before

Okay, Taylor, you had me at “I guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats.” Especially since your actual cats are very cute.

How bout “THE CUT”?

In related news, herpes and oral surgery are making a Christmas album together.

Is this where they are going to air that show about Kendall being lost in her house?

I don’t agree that Xander was great, he was meh in my book. But I do agree that people need to stop conflating the actor and the character. Putting Xander and Nicholas side by side, Xander wins hands down.

Then why not put some of the victims on the cover if they want to be a “serious” news magazine? Fuck that arsehole. All they did was legitimize that terrorist and sanctify him to the weirdos that find murderers appealing.

and btw, us screaming across the divide YOU’RE ALL BAD PEOPLE ain’t gonna win us any votes next go around.

No... the problem is that men like him identify as democrats. These men think they’re liberal. Hollywood is full of men like him and they identify as liberals. The problem is that we’re surrounded by “liberal” men who abuse women. And that means there is no political party for feminists.

i refuse to call my grandparents bad people.

Eh I think it’s a pretty fair critique. Swing states with few visits tends to look bad.

yeah this has been a really bad season so far. Sketches are poorly written and ideas seems to be strained. Everyone who said trump was going to be so good for comedy writers didn’t think about how its impossible to satirize the insanity going on today.

Long time troll or mentally unbalanced individual. Seriously. Ignore

Lohan berating HW’s wife for leaving him feels like justification to post this to me. No one forced her to do that. She could have remained silent or come out in support. Lohan came out swinging defending someone she knows is a monster. She deserved to have her hypocrisy exposed. Victims can still also be complicit in