She should come to Pawnee and take on Sweetums. Or maybe show up at Greendale with Beyonce and do the Dougie. Or come to the park on Regular Show and have Skips fall in love with her.

She tried to cut the cronut line.

At least you're guaranteed some great cake.

What a great daughter, mom and grandmother. Thanks for sharing. Now I have to get tissues.

Our town (Fairfield County) puts food baskets together at Christmas for families in Bridgeport and Norwalk. They always include a turkey and all the trimmings, to provide a festive holiday dinner, but also staples — bread, peanut butter, canned soup, boxes of cereal — because when school goes on Christmas break, these…

This is the casualty of the shutdown that makes me the saddest — even beyond angry, just sad. For many of these children the only meal, or the only healthy meal, they receive all day is at Head Start. Many will go hungry. It's just heartbreaking.

GIL Thorpe. Jesus Christ.

That be the skin of a ginger. I know it well.

Ann Perkins did at least wear the J.Crew Liberty top on two different episodes. (As a fellow owner, I was thrilled to see it.)

People have this misconception that new parents leave the city "for the schools." Everyone I know leaves "for the washer/dryer."

I'm with the Klugmans on this. Oscar Madison deserved as much recognition as Edith Bunker. Two timeless characters. No offense to the kid from Glee.

My kid and I would put Red Lobster in the black within a week if we could just order to-go bags of a dozen biscuits. We would get those every damn day.

Nope. Not buying anything made by a $cientologist.

Yes. I was really hoping they would stage it like the music video but with male models cavorting around instead of female.

She is such a mean girl. So sad that her tween fans don't pick up on this.

I would sacrifice a little math ability to not look like a jackass at weddings.

Actually, yes! I started college as a math major! (But changed.) I got a 750 on my math SAT back in the 80s, back when that kind of score meant something.

It is the only kind of dancing I can do (thanks to years of lessons from a former Rockette.) Regular club dancing, waltzes, foxtrot - forget it. I'm all left feet. But tap, THIS I GOT.

The perfect bad movie has only one determining feature: it stars Tori Spelling. I'm quite disappointed she was almost completely missing from the article.

Stick a Twinkie in it - instant minion.