Lindsay, it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend ...

Same here. Our son was in the NICU when he was born and there is NO ONE who could have kept me from his side those first few days. I am so disappointed in Beyonce AND even more so the hospital for allowing this crap.

You totally Brita'd that one.

But is it star-worthy?

Estella Artois is the Miss Havishampagne of beers.

Maybe to the layman. Obsidian, Onyx, Midnight, Lost Soul, Rolling Blackout, Sleeping Panther, and Void by Armani.

The bright side is now maybe Johnny will get back together with Winona Ryder and straighten her out. I miss the 1990s.

Yes! I was coming to post the same thing. We lived in Belgium when I was a kid and Zwarte Piet was anywhere you saw St. Nick - the Christmas party at my Dad's office, that sort of thing. I always think of it as a Belgian tradition.

It's not very Christmasy.

Yep. That's why I kept my Four Bimbos of the Apocalypse NY Post.

She was surprisingly good in Grey Gardens; she should try to branch out more. I don't think it's for a lack of opportunity though - my impression is she is very popular on a personal and professional level and has a lot of options.

Everyone I know has a friend/cousin/former co-worker's niece who shops at that same mall. Or, maybe it's apocryphal. [www.snopes.com]

I'm going to silence the lamb.

Ever since American Horror Story last week I had the Murphy's Oil theme song in my head. Thanks for cementing it. (The Turkey in the Straw one - "I've been using Murphy's Oil Soap on this wood floor of mine, now the dirt is finished but the finish is fine ...")

My five-year-old does that too.

Beg your pardon, but my hair is the best flavor of all - chocolate.

Maybe he'll get super-pandery and start pronouncing it Christ Christ-y.

I wish you were in charge of Hollywood.

Julie Bowen looked more like Gwyneth than Gwyneth.

Let me understand this: man finds stray while traveling, takes a shine to her, decides to keep her and take her across the country, keep her for a few years, then bring her to a shelter? Rather than, say, bringing her to a vet to check for a chip and return her to her owners?