“I won’t add music to this one. Just listen to the engine instead.”

IHOPe there was nobody in the cars.

I can get on board with that!

I’ll believe that it will buff right out, but will the other missing bits buff in?

2005 Porsche 911 Carrera S for $35,998 - comes with a CarMax Warranty too. Silver on black, six-speed, S model, in good shape, with service records. This is not only the best 997 deal on the market, it’s the best 911 deal in general.

You’re also clinically insane... So there’s that...

Eyeroll... the people on this site can eat my whole dick. They’re almost all bandwagoning, hating little parrots. The two-tone harkens back to the Type 57. If people don’t get that, they can stop calling themselves car people, and start calling themselves basic bitches.

I bet I could roast your ass in my AMG GTS in a straight line and through the corners. Mine is lighter, more powerful, more torque, and the same weight. Not to mention the twin turbo V8 bellow in the GT-S is incredible, much better than you little hybrid whine and wimpy 3 cylinder.

God I love that car, I love that car so so much. It’s like a 100% better looking Panamera and most of all not a Panamera.

Oh yeah? Well I don’t consider you a supercar, Dean. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! I bet I’m faster than you in a straight line!

Yeah man. W16 engines, quad turbos, 1,500 hp and 288 mph are just so dumb and boring. I’d much rather drive a 1.5L 3-cylinder hybrid car.

Can we immortalize this in bronze and use it as a trophy topper for next years Jalopnik Film Awards?

They'd know it wasn't a Vette as soon as you blipped the throttle.

The interesting thing about the ‘60s Cougar and Thunderbird sequential turn signals was that they were mechanical in actuation, with a motor that would spin a contact wheel and send power to each lamp in order.

one simply does not just bring a dictionary to a Jalopnik rant.

{ incoherent sobbing }

Wait. So this is wrong?

Exactly. One day when we all are being driven by the pink, autonomous Google pods mandated by the government we will ask ourselves what it was we actually saved.

I was at the beach yesterday watching a cargo ship departing. It was belching out enough shit to black out Beijing for a week.