I did nazi second date.

I have bronchitis at the moment and laughed enough to send me into a gasping fit. Well done, Doug.

Came for outrageous quips...

“Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland Summit Laredo Everest Ceiling Fan”

They’re coming.

1999-2006 era Toyota Celica. Especially the 140 horsepower version.

“Sunday night, my co-worker calls, begging me not to press charges against her son.”

What the hell? What’s going on with that wife of yours? She’s clearly cheating on you, what with that Honda and all. Open your eyes my friend, the signs are there.

I found your family portrait

What is the Mater with you?

International Harvester all the way. I’ll be buyin’ em ‘til they go out of–

My 2003 Z4.

That time I worked at Carmax and sold this loser a Range Rover with a Carmax warranty. We’re still laughing!

It’ll activate the brakes seconds before impact - or cause the rolling impact blocks to slow down at a certain point and hack into the recording instrument’s output via the hidden Cray2 processor.

Just as long as ii doesn’t cheat the crash testing we’ll all be fine.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Can you imagine getting your scrotum pinched in that uncovered spring seat?

Ouch, this looks like a tailbreaker.

This looks like a bone jarring way to find yourself next to a broken bike five miles from anywhere.

Post is useless without pics.