Congratulations, Mr. Jake Kirn, on COTD today! My award to you is a Lexus which this lovely lady will deliver to you by September 31st.

Edited to “V8/V10/V12” for good measure. :)

Give me V12 or give me death*

I can’t imagine a future where every single car is an EV, running completely silent, with fake engine noises inside the cabin, (and outside, for pedestrian safety, or some other bullshit like that) and future car enthusiasts bragging about how much more efficient and powerful their oversized D battery is, and why it’s…

I’m in Europe right now and saw the real Tesla killer. Behold, the Mitsubishi Outlander EV. It's like the Bud Dry of EVs.

Is this in collaboration with Gillette?

From the looks of it, there appears to be a clear coat finish on the OSB, so I’m assuming the builder liked the pattern it offered. The rest of the interior is covered in what looks to be a finish grade plywood so I don’t think that’s an oversight.

I prefer your car washing photos myself.

If Mercedes isn’t careful with their US marketing, their name is going to start evoking guidos in slammed CLA250s.

You know Doug, the more of these I read, and the more ridiculous the names get, I can’t help but think you’re writing these letters to yourself.

Oh, Raph, you are so lucky, and I’m so envious! Needless to say, I’m a HUGE fan of Camilo Pardo. Had I been there, I probably would have stood there with my mouth open. Or I might have cried. Or both.

Jalopnik reader $kaycog kidnaps site contributor, assumes identity in bizarre fangirl conspiracy to meet seduce supercar designer.

Buy This Luxury Saloon Getaway Car for the Price of a Used Focus

Yes. Push that civic of yours down to the corner of butthurt and poor for your prize

The BMW “owner” is probably the victim of auto theft as well.

How sad. I hope it can be found to make a 68-year old senior citizen happy.

You just know that he beat on it.

Same with Iraq. All of my relatives lived happy and peaceful lives under Saddam, not possible anymore.

“Goddamnit, this is the last time I sign up for a craigslist modeling shoot. Classy automotive shoot my ass: I’m standing in front of a flaming chicken done as actual flames, sporting the tackiest of rims, in front of a strip mall. Where the fuck is my lambo in a vineyard!”