Well for this price, I’d rather buy myself another Rolex Submariner than an old Mercedes with cloth seats, no power windows, and no AC.

Well it’s quite obvious that the guy is a drug dealer.

I would go for Pirelli.

I'd never buy a high-mileage car because of value.

Bad idea.

It is so choice.

Oh ok. Makes more sense now.

Well then, there goes my desire to own a Lexus.

For good reason. Haha.

I just found out you were a girl and may I say, I was surprised.

Personally, I think it's because you're an idiot.

This is exactly why I will never purchase an American-made car.

It would look great.

What about a leather-wrapped car?

Such a a Torch t-shirt. Oh my.

*ultra ugly

One good way, which better be on your list, would be to purchase an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore, or a Hublot Big Bang (I have the Hublot, so I can attest to its marvelousness). ;)

And?

I guess it'll do....

It’s almost as bad as Americans being forced to have health insurance or suffer a penalty. Look, communism is bad, everyone.