I was kind of seeing this guy for a while. I liked him a lot. We were in our twenties. He was an artsy weirdo musican type, and had been living with an older hippie chick who had two kids. They had recently broken up, and he didn’t have a specific place to live. He was moving out of their place but didn’t know where.…
I was going through a very ugly divorce. My husband cheated multiple times and eventually moved out. While this was going on, I had to change the locks on the doors to my house due to a burglary, and didn’t tell him. One day, he stopped by to get something from the house and couldn’t get in. He flew into a rage and…
NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…
it is really hard from this end too, or you know, “hard.” i always feel like it’s the only thing i want to write about, or else i can’t write about it all, you know? and neither thing is possible or feasible. but this video is great
To the writer of this article: I’ve heard there are free apps that can record your phone conversations. Never tried it, but just thought I’d mention it.
Thank you, Jezebel, for providing a forum to talk about this. I’ve been refreshing Jez all night looking for some alternative to Deadspin.
An Irish goodbye, classic.
Al Green is a goddamn treasure. This story makes me love him even more.
I was reading away all “well, it’s no worse then a lot of wedding invites I’ve heard of” when WHAM KIDNAPPING. Seriously, where do these people live? And if you’re so hard up for formula money that you’re openly announcing you want receipts so you can return gifts for cash in your email? Your kid ain’t worth beans.…
I, too, have a problem with stranger danger. Offer me candy and you can bet I’m taking it and eating that shit. Free candy!
Haha, my son’s name is Ford (it’s a family name) so he DOES wear the occasional Ford-logo apparel bc, hell, it’s cute!
I get that, and I figured the same thing, but also, like...make a phone call. Explain the reasons. Don’t make a list of demands in a formal, creepy email. Just be like “Aunt Ellen, I get it, you love buying the kid stuff, because its adorable, and he is adorable. We live in a two bedroom apartment though, so could you…
That makes her even more badass
I absolutely love this girl’s logic and intellect. I work for a university and run seminars on race, culture, appropiration and similar issues and I’ve never heard the idea of appropriation and why it’s problematic, presented better than this. I think it’s a shame that Jez decided to put this story on the same page as…
I’m really glad SOMEONES out there thinking this deeply about this subject.
I LOVE the middle polka dotted one. I wish they were all like that. Not sharpened to points though, I do not get that at all. If I didn't accidentally injure someone else I'd poke a hole in my vag trying to wipe.
Contempt for women and an utter lack of self-awareness.
You know, a friend who has been an incredible dog his whole life (he’s 50) got a Fleshlight as a gag gift from a friend. He fell IN LOVE with it. Says his whole life would have been different if he had one when he was younger. Maybe we should start a Fleshlight Fund for those PUA guys.
I notice the LIVE SEX tag doesn't get a lot of use.
