Sean Hannity has to eat wearing an eyepatch and with a cork on his fork.

That’s a way better idea. For example:

China has over a billion freaking people, and have a stable government and economy for the first time, well pretty much ever. Their eventual climb to the top of the mountain was inevitable. It’s astonishing we’ve held the position as long as we have.

A “global existential war” with 3 billion of the Earth’s people. God help us, these people are in charge.

I just made a monthly recurring donation that was about what my 2017 raise was. I haven’t gotten used to having yet, so I don’t need it.

Planned Parenthood got my Christmas money. I haven’t missed a single thing I thought I wanted.

They appreciate it. As someone who pays her bills through an ACLU salary, I thank you all deeply. The ACLU is very good people and they are going to be tireless the next 4 years.

A-welp. So much for the small shopping spree I had planned with (part of) my income tax refund. Hope the ACLU appreciates the donation!

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

I think my favorite moment during the march was listening to the man behind me very matter of factly explaining to his 7- or 8-year-old son that they were marching because a lot of people discriminate against women just because they’re women and one of those people is our new president and it’s important to speak out…

You mean, like roads? Should all of our highways have tolls on them?

Sounds like my Mini. Least reliable vehicle I’ve ever owned, but one of the most fun.

CALL THEM!!!

I admit, my ability to detect sarcasm has been sorely impaired of late. Serves me right for spending time on the internet. :D

I get it. I was being intentionally dim. It’s very impressive work you’ve done though. You Canadians and your manners, and politeness, and good educations. Wouldn’t you rather have a military that’s 10 times the size of the most grotesque projection of what’s practically necessary? And a really loud contingent of…

I can’t imagine how painful the MTC’s decision to perform at the inauguration was for her. She makes many strong historical and theological points in her facebook post, but I am certain the immediate reaction was one from the gut.

I’ve been thinking a lot about these issues as of late as well. I went to business school and studied economics. The function of a business is to generate profit for its shareholders. When a company’s employees aren’t is shareholders that basically leaves the lowest level worker screwed over with no say or economic…

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

Aight, I get you guys hate Jill Stein around here, and third parties in general. You’re loyal and it’s great.

Hi. Before we go any further, I want this to be clear. I’m half-white and half-black. So if you somehow think this is about me trying to excuse white people because I am one, you’re half-right and half-wrong. (A little biracial humor for you there.)