I adore these books and I’m so happy that I had a chance to grow up with them and not outgrow them.

there are few things that have brought more joy to my life than the wizarding world.

No, Satan. I rebuke thee and all thy videos.

Here ya go.

Fuck that asshole. Where are the Nazi punchers when you need them?

Sorry, only made it 5 seconds in. Disturbing lack of face punching.

i do not have sienna miller permanence - as soon as i close this browser tab, i will have forgotten who she is.

Are you guys competing for who has the fluffiest story today or something?

Why would someone who’s set out to spend more than 100x the normal price of a paperclip cheap out and get the $150 version? That’s the most confusing part of this story to me.

I have resigned myself to being shackled to whatever inferior chat products Google continues to trot out until the end of my days, for one simple reason: archived chat logs are searchable in my Gmail client. The bastards have me over a barrel.

So more than 40 Trump supporters then reportedly showed up at the Starbucks, in Dilworth, N.C., to order coffee and talk to the manager and baristas.

“Baristas are writing the name ‘Trump’ on the cups of people who request it.”

“They shouted out ‘Build a wall’”

Bitch, I’m working. Why the Hell would I start a conversation with a customer, let alone a Trump supporter?

But it did start Tom Hank’s movie career. Knowing this movie exists really makes me want to see Tom Hanks play an actual game of D&D.

I’m going to protest this business by buying their product!

Republican logic everyone. See also: Starbucks Christmas cup protests

Answer: None. Bows do not do damage, arrows do. However, if you hit someone with a bow, I’d say it would probably do 1-4 points of damage and thereafter render the bow completely useless for firing arrows.