Nope? Deal breaker. No question. You know what you don’t need if you are trying to determine if you want an abortion? Someone guilting you.

Okay well I’ll tell you a dumb Steelers related story. Than you can share why you are weeping if you feel like it.

If you didn’t tell her directly, then let it go. She may be having reproductive issues, she may be trying to respect your privacy, she may just be a heartless bitch. But none of these will be made better by confronting her.

30s are great. You get a big helping of “don’t give a shit.”

With her body, even though she popped already, there’s probably very little jiggle. Your abs do a good job of holding things firmly until later in the pregnancy. If you have weak muscles or multiple pregnancies it gets a little looser. But based on her running in her 8th month with her first, her muscles are probably…

Because the implication (this is across the board when people are offering unsolicited advice) is that she might be dumb enough to not ask her physician and harm her baby. It’s rude, condescending and unnecessary.

Really? Balance the cost of HIV maintenance against the cost of treating any other STI. With the partial exception of herpes (because you can’t predict flare ups). It’s a lifelong treatment. That’s fucking pricey. Which I feel like you should know.

What is the fruit (informal) at the top of the circle?

I highly recommend the Storm Trooper apron. Full coverage, water resistant, and you look damn cool.

Yeah I keep thinking stuff is parody and then I find out they genuinely like some very ugly shoes. I took it as 100% straight. I feel better if it’s a joke. :)

That’s great! Also Aha is wonderful band and The Sun Always Shines On TV is criminally neglected.

Fuck her.

Outside or without ac? Totally acceptable. But if putting ice in it I’m pouring a BIG glass of it and popping in a straw. And only for whites. Never red.

When I was 5 I got a blue marker in a kid’s meal at Wendy’s. I spent an hour hiding in my grandparent’s bathroom coloring myself blue. Skin, clothes, tongue. I thought I was the most amazing alien ever. It took two hours (and two black eyes) of hard scrubbing to get the blue off.

Real Doll + Little Black Sambo.

I can understand wanting to have skin that is the color black (actual black, like this print) as a fashion thing. It would be huge in the body mod community to be able to turn your actual skin different colors (if it could ever be divorced from race). I would pick just darker than emerald green.

That’s also dependent on how conservative your sect of Judaism is.

I have absolutely nothing in common with any of the writers or commenters apparently.

If that ball hit that baby, she would have died. Also, don’t shake babies. Their little brains bounce pretty easily. This guy is a terrible father and he should spend the rest of his marriage apologizing.

The amount of mental masturbation over these fucking Ferrante books is ridiculous. If I’m going to read that sort of book I’m going to go with Anne Rivers Siddons. At least with her you get like 1,000 pages for $8.