While I appreciate the sentiment, this is suuuuuch a guy thing to say. Yeah, for you all it takes is ejaculation. Easy as pie. But pregnancy is not like growing out your nails. It changes your entire body, and some of those changes are permanent. Not just cosmetic changes either. It’s easy to be flippant when your…

Part of it is the normalization of “spanking.” It is fully acceptable to spank, or swat, or use just a lil corporal punishment. But people as a group are dumb as fuck. So an “acceptable” amount of hitting for an 8 year old is applied to a fucking infant and now there’s a dead baby. And the acceptable limit is…

I made essentially this last week for sandwiches. Soy sauce, apple cider vinegar, honey, ginger. With havarti cheese. Yum.

Yes! Brining, butter on the outside, apples and lemons on the inside.

I dated a guy whose mom had a miniature yorkie (I think) and he was about the size of a size 6 high top. Her house was immaculate. Except for the puppy pads everywhere and the many, many puddles because he didn’t especially like the pads.

Dayum.

Sithmas! As a second gen atheist, I did grow up with a non religious Christmas tree but I much prefer draping Darth Vader in sparkly lights. It’s nice to celebrate during the holiday time, especially since nothing is open. I loooove Christmas carols so I’ve also adapted them to be about Star Wars, and so have lots of…

Yeah it’s not like Christians target and murder healthcare providers. Or build bombs. Or set shit on fire. They’ve never killed women for souring the milk. Or protected pedophiles. Or destroyed entire civilizations.

Thank you, this is very nice advice but shelters in the states don’t tend to be so relaxed. Showing up with an aggressive dog in some places will result in confiscation of the dog, not welcoming arms and the chance to make a friend. However, I’ve never gone to an ASPCA shelter before, only government run shelters. We…

Something was definitely off about May. In this situation I’m going to have to go with the collusion theory because otherwise there isn’t really a good explanation for how she was in the interview. It was jarring. Maybe she didn’t destroy evidence but is instead so cynical as to be a borderline sociopath.

I’ve heard that small dogs need to go really frequently because of the size of their bladder. Is this true? Or are the people I’ve known with itty bitty dogs using puppy pads out of laziness? I’ve always thought it was weird. Like, sure it’s a tiny bladder but the dog isn’t drinking a gallon of water either.

Holy crap. 9 years of dementia? How do they diagnose that?

Aww poor baby. I’m glad you are loving her properly.

Oh mah jeebus he’s a lizard people guy too? Lol. I went on one date with a guy who spent the whole time very enthusiastically talking about David Icke. I never spoke to him again.

Omg yes. I feel so responsible, and I know people judge me like I did this to her or encourage it. We used to go to the dog park every single day. I still want to slap whoever brought the fucking chicken. With people she is so loving and friendly. It’s a shame she can’t have a doggie friend. I’m in a place where we…

If you crash a lot that’s true but running fucks you up.

I am here to stand up for vintage bikes! I have an old Murray. She is perfect! Not too heavy, three speed internal shift, comfortable to ride sitting upright and leaning over. Still nice enough that someone tried to steal her. I do live where it is pretty flat though.

After my year old dog got the rubber chicken at the dog park and was swarmed by about 15 other dogs she is now super dog aggressive. I have that conversation all the time.

I love Greenlight. The first time I heard it I absolutely thought it had a strange structure but it works. You know who else had an album full of weird pop songs? Alanis with Jagged Little Pill.

The best armadillo cake.