Yes yes you hate this idiot who, if I may be frank, I wouldn’t even recognize if you guys weren’t writing about him ALL THE TIME.

Meh. If you take them as they are it isn’t that bad. Like many people who live NY they are under the delusion that everyone envys them and wants to trade places. But at the end of the day, they pay McMansion prices for bed bug infested studios and they have terrible fucking taste in shoes.

I always thought that when I got older I would understand the need to control teenagers. That I would look back and say “Oh yeah, it sucked, but it really was the best thing.”

IKEA is wonderful. I don’t get all the hate. I mean, be smart, don’t go on a weekend. But it’s really fun and they have tons of cute stuff. And cheap! I miss having one near by. Yes, they make a lot of tatty particle board stuff, but they also make a lot of nice solid unfinished wood that can be easily customized for…

I find it so satisfying that you said D&C (abortion) and not D&G. Perfect typo!

My aunt had all her kids at home, the last one she was definitely over 40. Of course she is also a religious nut job so she may refused a hospital regardless.

Your little one is just lovely. I love all stages of baby. He is 100% the cutest tiny little middle aged man ever. And those eyes! So intense!

Well we managed to elect the epitome of the “ugly American” stereotype. We have mass shootings a couple times a week. We have various groups of people with political power who want to rewind our society to a point anywhere between 50 and 200 years ago.

Guilty conscience.

Holy crap. I would have argued against them being easily confused up until about 5 seconds ago. I guess freckles and eye shape cannot be trusted.

Are you sure that isn’t FKA?

Fuck him two times.

I was very much expecting this article end with the tragic and unexpected death of Fiona.

FKATwigs and Ariana Grande?

/steals baby

In the coffee shop hey day of the 90s I worked at many of them. The “egg cream” is very similar to my 6am wake up drink for opening. Four squirts of chocolate, 3 shots of espresso, half a cup of half and half, fill the rest of a 24oz cup with drip coffee. I called it a Heart Attack, and now I want one with seltzer to…

“Loving your race”? Tell me more about that Eva.

Honestly? Fuck “main stream” conservatives too. I don’t give a shit about your opinion on the economy when we have an actual, open, unapologetic white supremacist on staff in the White House. They need to police their fucking people.

I would love to know how they went from barely reading to ready for college in a year. No sarcasm. I’m happy for them but that doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Thank you for posting this! I read about this a few hours ago and was surprised they didn’t mention the flammable panels in this article.