If anything, I'd see it as the opposite. I mean, NOTHING is getting up there- but if something is going to, it's going to be the guy with the theoretical crochet hook for a penis. The bigger the penis, the less likely (in my mind) that it's getting in there.

I could totally be wrong. I'm exhausted and not really…

Accurate.

But I keep coming back, so I don't know what that says about me.

The upside, I guess, is that we didn't have a wedding photographer and went for a fairly low-key affair. Most of the pictures we have (taken by a family member with a nice camera who takes pictures as a hobby) are of my husband and I, and our immediate family (our kids, our siblings and parents, etc). There are a…

Right? It was just so beyond the pale.

Mmm.

One of my bridesmaids showed up uninvited to my husband's bachelor party. Then flashed her breasts at everyone half the night. Now, I don't mean to sound judgmental about that- after all, as long as I'd known her, she was prone to showing people her boobs while drunk. I've always been in the 'her body, her…

I hated it at first because it's SO historically inaccurate. Then it appeared on Netflix and I thought, "Just pretend it takes place in a fictional place with people who never actually existed." Once I was able to look at it that way, I found I really enjoyed it.

I swear I've seen this movie...

I sort of have a little crush on Gaston, now. What's wrong with me???

Seriously! I'm sure there are a lot of people out there now thinking the same thing.

Pshaw, now they can just start focusing on her married uterus and whether or not there's a little Madden in there.

I actually thought this was an article about zombies, before I read the headline.

For most of my life, I haven't had a strong opinion about spanking. I was spanked as a child- infrequently- and never in a way that I would see as abusive. I thought I turned out okay (but, then, people tend to think that), and don't hold any grudges against my parents for it. I don't automatically think all…

I was going to say the same thing. She's absolutely lovely, and I'm happy for Jourdan Dunn, but I'm having a hard time fully celebrating this because the final picture makes her look so fair-skinned.

I'm seriously jealous. I've recently gotten into genealogy, and while I've been able to track my family history back fairly far (500 years, on one side), I've only found a handful of photos.

I did, however, find a reference to one family member in a book who was "killed by pirates". And that's it. Learning more…

Yes, he does. Just not as much as Bill Cosby.

...Though, I guess there aren't that many out there that do.

I'd have to agree, it's absolutely gorgeous- though, they're all incredible. Try as I might, I've never been able to find any shade of red lipstick that works on me, ever. Seeing her pull off so many incredible, vibrant shades makes me jealous.

Wow, she really does! Pretty.

Well, obviously he's not a creep because he included a smiley face.

I completely agree. Take away the system for a week, a month, whatever- and make the return contingent on the child's good behavior. "You're losing this because of X. You can earn it back by doing ABC. Whether you get it back- and when- is completely up to you." This shows that, yes, you have the power- but it…