In 2008 when I lived in Tampa I use to take my new born to Beef O'Bradys to watch the Rays play because if you're going to live in Florida you should parent like you live in Florida.

I live kind of, across the way from a really nice neighborhood. Like, an NFL player lives nearby. My house is more in the "new owner" kind of size, but there are some fucking awesome houses. It's got the same kind of deal: every Halloween, buckets of kids come in from everywhere to go trick or treating. And you know…

In tough times, I ask myself, WWHSD?

Randy to the Rescue

Stop it with your actual knowledge and clear thinking. This situation clearly calls for PANIC.

You know, it's not ebola that's ultimately going to kill us all. It's a lack of a common fucking sense.

Am I the only one who reads "Engagement Chicken" like "Easter Bunny" and imagines a Chicken in a top hat & tails, carrying a blue Tiffany box?

get this lady a god damn macarthur genius grant STAT

I'd imagine before they let the dog out to be reunited with her (crosses fingers) perfectly healthy and hard-working nurse-mom, they would test her blood for any evidence of the virus, just to rule her out as a carrier.

Well shit. Since we're going by movie science guidelines; why don't I just take this microwave oven, some wire hangers and a toaster, and build a time machine?

Breach of protocol or not, she put herself in harm's way to care for this man and do her job. She's a hero in my book and I hope she makes a full recovery.

'wang' is tragically under-used. *applause*

If going to brunch is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I think we need an in-depth article about all kinds of birthing shits. As a (currently and probably permanently) childless woman, I wish someone would lift the veil on This Phenomenon of Which We Do Not Speak.

Her doctors should be brought up on charges. 96 hours!?

Look at the image she posted.

Yes yes, all of this is true, but...

Except the whole point of the panel was to offer a discussion of viewpoints that might not be heard elsewhere in Pittsburgh. If pro-Israeli organizations are not going to offer the opportunity for the pro-Palestinian viewpoint to be offered at each and every meeting they have, why should they demand it from everyone…

I went to Duquesne, and when my mom first visited me (we're from Chicago), and she saw french fries on salads, it was like she saw the light. She puts fries on all salads now.